ONE OF THESE DAYS I’LL DO TALES ASKS OUTSIDE

juneniocosu:

shutupandlovemeplease:

juneniocosu:

just not today sorry about being indoors and stupid

I’ll do homestuck asks sometime for my mass amount of homestuck friends.

YOU BETTER OR IMMA EAT ALL OF YOUR DORITOS >:[

YOU WILL NOT I WILL DEVOUR ALL OF THEM IN AN INSTANT IT WON’T EVEN BE CONSIDERED DEVOURING IT WOULD BE LIKE…INHALING!

DONT YOU DARE

IM GOING TO LIKE

EAT THEM

WITH MY MIND 

AND THEY WILL VANISH IN THIN AIR BEFORE YOU EVEN GET A CHANCE

i just had to draw nepeta with pawfeeties

JOHN LOVES HIS DADDY

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You and the stranger both like homestuck.

You: john loves his daddy

You: JOHN LOVES HIS DADDY

Stranger: how did you know that I do?

You: omg

You: jfalkfjldkjfadkfjaljf

Stranger: i-i swear

You: YOU LOVE YOU DADDY RIGHT?

You: DO YOU

Stranger: it was a secret

You: SAY YOU DO

Stranger: between me and my dad

You: ;w; awzz

You: ,3

You: <3

Stranger: i love my daddy

You: jkafjkfljlafjfjkajfkjafs

You: *fliles to the moon and eats a pineable*

Stranger: *takes a bath with his dad*

You: fkjajkfjaf

You: this is so uguu

Stranger: then my dad takes me to my bed

You: ;w; mmhmmm

Stranger: and…

Stranger: oh sorry it gets really embarrassing

You: no no

You: telllll

You: tell me everything

You: ;w; i want to know how much you love your daddy

Stranger: oh! my dad needs me! we’re going to go take a bath!

You: omg uguu

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