chandler is hitting on me with his friendship

karkat-strider:

ryan secrest more like my dick

kitty you WERE HIGH WHAT

cillaid:



what the actually FLUDOODLE CAKES?

cillaid:

what the actually FLUDOODLE CAKES?

hey liL MOMma let me whisper in yo EAr

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:33 < The most satisfying thing about this image is the fact you are purrobably reading this in Nepeta Leijon’s voice!

:33 < it’s amazing, this phenomenon. Just by simply s33ing a picture of someone, your brain instantly makes the connection to the most memorable thing about them. There could be anything in the world written on this image, and in your brain, it would sound  amazing because you have Nepeta Leijon narrating it!

                              :33 < titty spurrinkles

:33 < mmh mmh mmh i do love me some titty spurrinkles

:33 < in the morning i like to put titty spurrinkles on my pancakes

:33 < when my furriends arent looking 

:33 < i like to snort them up my nose

:33 < it doesn’t matter what color!! blue, gr33n, red, purple!! Heck! 

:33 < i even like rainbow colored titty spurrinkles

:33 < i’ve even taken a bath in titty spurrinkles

:33 < hard to wash off…

:33 < but why would you want to

:33 < evfurryone wants to smell like

                           :33 < titty spurrinkles

Plot Twist: I can't odd
im about to put on my rose cosplay again just for kicks

what do you guys want me to do

im booored

uwu

womanning:

well at least i’m hot and you’re not

good, i’m cooler than you anyway

mab3lpines started following you

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME—-

wait.

i follow you dont i

i think i do

/makes a suspicious pose enhancing the suspicion she is feeling 

hurrmmmmm

how i feel when I shave
from a pester log me and Alan made
jafldfj lol

from a pester log me and Alan made

jafldfj lol

i drew my sprite! 
i wear suspenders because my pants fall off because of my huge butt.
dude
im serious
so yeeeah

i drew my sprite! 

i wear suspenders because my pants fall off because of my huge butt.

dude

im serious

so yeeeah

i get tired of seeing “i hate myself posts” NO YOU GUYS SHOULDN’T PLEASE, YOU GUYS JUST ROCK SO HARD

I FREAKING DARE YOU TO GO IN THE MIRROR AND SAY

"MMH IM LOOKIN SO DANG FINE, I’D TOTES MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF SO HARD OH BB"

THEN YOU FREAKING WINK IN THAT MIRROW

WINK LIKE A DANG PRO.

OPEN THAT BATHROOM DOOR AND SWAG OUT LIKE THE MOTHERHUGGING CHAMPION YOU ARE

TELL THE WORLD HOW GOSHDARN SEXY YOU ARE.

 

DO IT YOU SON OF A SWAGMONSTER

nothing like a nice hearty poop in the middle of the night.