You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: HEY

You: Wwhat

Stranger: OH GOG NOT YOU

You: Wwhat’s wwrong Karkat-kun??

You: could it be your cravving my

Stranger: GOG NO

You: mcfishies~?

Stranger: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM NEPETA AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

You: I’LL MAC ON NEP ALL I WWANT KAR

You: SHE’S HAWWT

You: AND YOU DONT EVVEN LIKE HER

You: hawwwwwwwwwh hawwwwwwwwwh

Stranger: SHE THINKS YOUR A FUCKING CREEP

Stranger: AND YOU ARE A CREEP

Stranger: YOU AND THAT DAMN CAPE

You: a creep wwho actually likes her~

You: wwith a cape

Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUT

You: Fine~

Stranger: STAY AWAY FROM US

You: US?

You: pfffffffffffft

You: dont make me fuckin laugh

You: Wwhen wwere you and nep an “US”

Stranger: S SHUT UP

You: WWHEN

You: TELL ME KAR

You: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Stranger: GET AWAY YOU CREEP

You: *so totally gonna mac on nep so hard*

You: MWWWWAAHAHAHAHH

Stranger: NO!!

Stranger: I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

You: WWHY DO YOU CARE

You: YOU DONT LIKE HER

Stranger: SO

You: YOU FUCKIN THINK SHE’S ANNOYING

You: I THINK IT’S FUCKIN CUTE

You: Wweh

Stranger: F FUCK YOU

Stranger: MAYBE I FUCKING DO LIKE HER

You: *gasp*

Stranger: J JUST STAY AWAY FROM HER

You: oh really

You: Wwell when you say it like that

You: Wwe wwill make some fuckin nice grubs together

You: just to piss you off kar

You: mwwaahaha

Stranger: SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT

You: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

You: she wwant this

You: so bad

You: evvery one does for shore

You: …. kar?

You: kar im sorry…. i… i didnt mean it okay

You: gosh

You: Wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

You: wwell i… i guess i’ll go now

You: bye….

You have disconnected.

(( btw i was eridan xD im so mean omg ))