i got reALLLLLY curious about what ppl thought of the london look and this is what i got   
a lil message from me to my followers~

 

  

dad: MICHELE IS THIS YOUR SOCK
me: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SOCK BEFORE IN MY LIF- wait
dad: well
me: i plead the 5th
the soap bottle says ”YES” omfg we better get clean’n

the soap bottle says ”YES” omfg we better get clean’n

OMG THIS WAS TOO FUNNY

omg tavvy

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: hI,

You: DO YOU LIKE TO DANCY DANCE

You: YES I WORE MY PARTY PANTS

Stranger: uH,

You: party pants

You: party pants

Stranger: kARKAT,

Stranger: oR,

Stranger: sOMEONE,

You: GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY

Stranger: aRE YOU OK,

You: NOPE

Stranger: gERMAN,

Stranger: s-sPARKLE PARTY,

Stranger: oK,

You: THATS THE SPIRIT TAVROS

You: DO IT

You: DO IT HARD

Stranger: y,

Stranger: yEAH, oK,

Stranger: i WILL DO IT, }:)

Stranger: dO I T HARD!,

Stranger: }:D

You: THATS IT TAVROS

You: DO IT

You: IT’S IN YOUR BLOOD

You: WE CAN ALL DO IT

You: SPARKLE LITTLE PUPPA

You: SPARKLE!

Stranger: i’M SPARKLING!!!

Stranger: yEAH!!!

Stranger: sPARKLE,

You: KEEPING GOING

You: YOU CAN DO IT

You: WELL TAVROS I MUST GO

Stranger: sPARKLING! }:D

You: BUT KEEP SPARKLING!

Stranger: oH,

You: THAT’S IT

Stranger: oK,

You: YOU GO BOY

You: <3

Stranger: wELL, bYE, }:)

Stranger: <3

You: //sparkles out!

Stranger: hEH,

You have disconnected.

what people think of when they have rope.

normal people when they have rope.

     

me when i have rope.

     

   

the adventures are endless with rope

IM NOT FAT

im just thin deprived. 

cumberbuttz:

I want the booty
Touch the booty
Tap the booty
Brush the booty
Caress the booty
Inject the booty
Beat the booty
Smother the booty
Hide the booty
Burry the booty

i have a feeling

you talking about booties

IM NOT SAYING IT WAS ABOUT BOOTIES

but it was about booties

if you know what “Stirrings” are

we need to hang out some time

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im srry

HOOOOVER DAAAAAAAAAAAYUUM

i say this alot

i loove just making cuss words into variations and so do my friends so i made this

LOL  

i was thinking how does plankton from spongebob even,…. you know have a “relationship” you know with his computer wife

i’ve wondered.

 ;w;

why am i so weird
guy: i love you babe, let's do it.
me: i love fried chicken but you dont see me banging a piece of extra crispy. you weirdo.
guy: .....
me: yeah i just blew your mind jerk *trolololol*