a lil message from me to my followers~

 

  

dad: MICHELE IS THIS YOUR SOCK
me: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SOCK BEFORE IN MY LIF- wait
dad: well
me: i plead the 5th
omg tavvy

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: hI,

You: DO YOU LIKE TO DANCY DANCE

You: YES I WORE MY PARTY PANTS

Stranger: uH,

You: party pants

You: party pants

Stranger: kARKAT,

Stranger: oR,

Stranger: sOMEONE,

You: GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY

Stranger: aRE YOU OK,

You: NOPE

Stranger: gERMAN,

Stranger: s-sPARKLE PARTY,

Stranger: oK,

You: THATS THE SPIRIT TAVROS

You: DO IT

You: DO IT HARD

Stranger: y,

Stranger: yEAH, oK,

Stranger: i WILL DO IT, }:)

Stranger: dO I T HARD!,

Stranger: }:D

You: THATS IT TAVROS

You: DO IT

You: IT’S IN YOUR BLOOD

You: WE CAN ALL DO IT

You: SPARKLE LITTLE PUPPA

You: SPARKLE!

Stranger: i’M SPARKLING!!!

Stranger: yEAH!!!

Stranger: sPARKLE,

You: KEEPING GOING

You: YOU CAN DO IT

You: WELL TAVROS I MUST GO

Stranger: sPARKLING! }:D

You: BUT KEEP SPARKLING!

Stranger: oH,

You: THAT’S IT

Stranger: oK,

You: YOU GO BOY

You: <3

Stranger: wELL, bYE, }:)

Stranger: <3

You: //sparkles out!

Stranger: hEH,

You have disconnected.

what people think of when they have rope.

normal people when they have rope.

     

me when i have rope.

     

   

the adventures are endless with rope

IM NOT FAT

im just thin deprived. 

cumberbuttz:

I want the booty
Touch the booty
Tap the booty
Brush the booty
Caress the booty
Inject the booty
Beat the booty
Smother the booty
Hide the booty
Burry the booty

i have a feeling

you talking about booties

IM NOT SAYING IT WAS ABOUT BOOTIES

but it was about booties

if you know what “Stirrings” are

we need to hang out some time

i was thinking how does plankton from spongebob even,…. you know have a “relationship” you know with his computer wife

i’ve wondered.

 ;w;

why am i so weird
guy: i love you babe, let's do it.
me: i love fried chicken but you dont see me banging a piece of extra crispy. you weirdo.
guy: .....
me: yeah i just blew your mind jerk *trolololol*
rock hard fist nipples
------| ♌ | Mio | huge dork

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