dad: michele... did you get into the icecream last night
me:
dad: michele
me: ...... yes....
dad: well you sure did get into the it! almost took it all
me: ahahahahah
dad: ahahah, okay now after i eat this let's go to walmart---
me: NOOOOOO IMTIREDNONONO
dad: i'll buy more icecream and candy
me: wear are my shoes.
dad: MICHELE IS THIS YOUR SOCK
me: I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SOCK BEFORE IN MY LIF- wait
dad: well
me: i plead the 5th
why am i so weird
guy: i love you babe, let's do it.
me: i love fried chicken but you dont see me banging a piece of extra crispy. you weirdo.
guy: .....
me: yeah i just blew your mind jerk *trolololol*
this is so weird
me: stop being so cheap and buy me this candy
dad: noope
me: stop being cheap mister crabs
dad: i havent had my krabby pattie yet!
me: ......
dad: loolollol
cashier: lolollol
mom: lolololl
me: .... im leaving
you are an embarassment
what if everyone saw this
i'd be a laughing stock
dad: wait you arent?
me: i'll be in the car you crazy.
lol my chats with friends
me: Good morning and all who inhabits it!
riley: BAH
me: come on riley smile!
riley: smiles equal death
me: ..... hugs?
riley: same thing with hugs.
me: can i get you anything?..... winner~
riley: ..... what are you doing?
me: *starts to dance with jazz hands*
riley: ...... homestuck undated didnt it?
me: YEP.
riley: figures
ooooh tumblr oooooooooh
me: hey tumblr i am back and my KAWAII on?
tumblr: ooooooooh mio oooooooh
tumblr: let's do it, what is air
me: yes, and i will leave my dash open
tumblr: BUCKETS?
me: i love you.
~~ IT WAS HILARIOUS ~~ the end