i get tired of seeing “i hate myself posts” NO YOU GUYS SHOULDN’T PLEASE, YOU GUYS JUST ROCK SO HARD

I FREAKING DARE YOU TO GO IN THE MIRROR AND SAY

"MMH IM LOOKIN SO DANG FINE, I’D TOTES MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF SO HARD OH BB"

THEN YOU FREAKING WINK IN THAT MIRROW

WINK LIKE A DANG PRO.

OPEN THAT BATHROOM DOOR AND SWAG OUT LIKE THE MOTHERHUGGING CHAMPION YOU ARE

TELL THE WORLD HOW GOSHDARN SEXY YOU ARE.

 

DO IT YOU SON OF A SWAGMONSTER