chandler is hitting on me with his friendship

karkat-strider:

ryan secrest more like my dick

kitty you WERE HIGH WHAT

wow i have bags under my eyes

hey liL MOMma let me whisper in yo EAr

what do you guys want me to do

im booored

uwu

womanning:

well at least i’m hot and you’re not

good, i’m cooler than you anyway

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME—-

wait.

i follow you dont i

i think i do

/makes a suspicious pose enhancing the suspicion she is feeling 

hurrmmmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrOInua-c18&feature=related

I FREAKING DARE YOU TO GO IN THE MIRROR AND SAY

“MMH IM LOOKIN SO DANG FINE, I’D TOTES MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF SO HARD OH BB”

THEN YOU FREAKING WINK IN THAT MIRROW

WINK LIKE A DANG PRO.

OPEN THAT BATHROOM DOOR AND SWAG OUT LIKE THE MOTHERHUGGING CHAMPION YOU ARE

TELL THE WORLD HOW GOSHDARN SEXY YOU ARE.

DO IT YOU SON OF A SWAGMONSTER

nothing like a nice hearty poop in the middle of the night.