Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
i feel like i pass as one of two things: a 12 year old douchebag, or a really butch lesbian.
not that butch lesbians arent great(rlly attractive actually) its just yknow
im not one
I honestly looked at your picture and whent “AND WHO’S THIS DOUCHEBAG” oh it syd„, oo,ps
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
HHAHAHA OMG WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE BEST THING
OH GOODNESS ME I HAVENT PAINTED IN ABOUT 5 MONTHS IM SO HAPPY *WEEPS*
white people: made fun of on the internet
black people: profiled in real life and can be killed for looking out of place in a neighborhood
yeah i feel u it really does go both ways
you think a white dude is perfectly safe and not out of place strolling through an area with lots and lots of black people???lol?????
where are you livin at??
"black people are scary and dangerous and i hate them"
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
OH OH I GET IT CUASE ITS IN BOLD AND ITS /BOLD/ MAN I LOVE PUNS
taking off your bra like
DOES IT NOT FREAK ANYONE OUT THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE COLORS THAT HUMANS CAN’T
WHAT OTHER COLORS CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE
W H A T O T H E R C O L O R S
I’M SO UPSET OH MY GOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF COLOR IS ALREADY INFINITE AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE…
WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD
My exact thoughts.