what the ever living fuck is up with people and “uwu” like i leave tumblr for ONE week and this happens. who did what now.
"uwu is terrible and i will unfollow anyone who uses it"
let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
i feel like i pass as one of two things: a 12 year old douchebag, or a really butch lesbian.
not that butch lesbians arent great(rlly attractive actually) its just yknow
im not one
I honestly looked at your picture and whent “AND WHO’S THIS DOUCHEBAG” oh it syd„, oo,ps
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
HHAHAHA OMG WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE BEST THING
OH GOODNESS ME I HAVENT PAINTED IN ABOUT 5 MONTHS IM SO HAPPY *WEEPS*
white people: made fun of on the internet
black people: profiled in real life and can be killed for looking out of place in a neighborhood
yeah i feel u it really does go both ways
you think a white dude is perfectly safe and not out of place strolling through an area with lots and lots of black people???lol?????
where are you livin at??
"black people are scary and dangerous and i hate them"
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
OH OH I GET IT CUASE ITS IN BOLD AND ITS /BOLD/ MAN I LOVE PUNS
taking off your bra like