webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand 

flaviia:

PREACH.

i want a white ink tattoo

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

daxthewolf:

i feel like i pass as one of two things: a 12 year old douchebag, or a really butch lesbian. 

not that butch lesbians arent great(rlly attractive actually) its just yknow

im not one

I honestly looked at your picture and whent “AND WHO’S THIS DOUCHEBAG” oh it syd„, oo,ps

HHEHeheheh

totemo-kawaii-ne:

decodethefallenmoon:

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

HHAHAHA OMG WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE BEST THING

marinaraimpasta:

OH GOODNESS ME I HAVENT PAINTED IN ABOUT 5 MONTHS IM SO HAPPY *WEEPS*

!!

bigsexhotfuck:

xbooru:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

white people: made fun of on the internet

black people: profiled in real life and can be killed for looking out of place in a neighborhood

yeah i feel u it really does go both ways

you think a white dude is perfectly safe and not out of place strolling through an area with lots and lots of black people???lol?????

where are you livin at??

"black people are scary and dangerous and i hate them"

indigenous-rising:

nedahoyin:

atruevillainess:

xgiselleeee:

brenda song!

Disney home of sluts in the making

When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..

the bold

OH OH I GET IT CUASE ITS IN BOLD AND ITS /BOLD/ MAN I LOVE PUNS

sexysocrates:

taking off your bra like

image

my brother just opened a can of woopin on some chick 
and boi aint it funny

buntime:

DOES IT NOT FREAK ANYONE OUT THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE COLORS THAT HUMANS CAN’T

WHAT OTHER COLORS CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE

W H A T O T H E R C O L O R S

I’M SO UPSET OH MY GOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF COLOR IS ALREADY INFINITE AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE…

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD