nishlo:

*lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch

thehotgirlproject:

pax-asgardia:

Requested by Astra

Nothing is better than this. Nothing.

[BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]

mekacrap:

Angry germans win this curse contest

mekacrap:

Angry germans win this curse contest

cabooseebooks:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALONDES

bellecosby:

You see her right there? Her name is Kimberly. She heard weird noises coming from her bathroom one night, but just assumed it was all her head. The next night she heard the same noise, but assumed once again it was nothing. On the third night she was came home from a concert, and heard the noise and decided to investigate. When she went into the bathroom and saw nothing. She looked in the mirror and thought she looked exceptionally good in her outfit and decided to take a selfie .When she looked at the photo she saw the dark figure in the background, and we haven’t heard from her since. If you don’t want to end up like young Kimberly, reblog this. If you scroll pass this, the dark figure will come to you tonight. 

im about to turn myself into a dating sim. 

boys who actually make plans

chrisdiaswin:

imgonnamakeachange:

skim3d:

it doesn’t have to be elaborate 
i don’t care for fancy dates 
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." 
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" 
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."

it sounds totes better than 
"idk what do you want to do choose"  

FUCKING THIS

Note taken

mosoli:

i love the fact that one time the chinese government canceled a ton of soap operas/dramas because they thought it was reducing productivity like can u imagine chinas dragon boss breaking into yaos house like GET OFF YOUR ASS AND STOP SOBBING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND YAO CLINGS TO HIS TELEVISION SOBBING LIKE BUT HE LOVED HER

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN IN MY DASH  WHY

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN IN MY DASH  WHY

letmegogetmywings:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

awe

cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

Suzie: http://pfftperfectionist.tumblr.com/post/68469420263/tumblr-awards
mio: CRIES
mio: huffs LOUDLY
mio: THANK U THANK U
mio: ID
mio: I D LIKETO THANK MY HANDS
mio: FOR
mio: BEING ABLE TO COUNT ON THEM
mio: MY LEGS...FOR STANDING UP FOR ME
mio: MY ARMS
Suzie: HAHAHA
mio: FOR BEING BY MY SIDE
Suzie: OMFHSDGFUSDG
mio: AND.... MY FEET
mio: FOR KEEPING ME STURDY
Suzie: FUDSBIUSDBGUSDG
mio: AND MY SPINE
Suzie: HAHAHAHA
mio: FOR ALWAYS HAVING MY BACK
mio: CRIES
mio: THANK U

marinaraimpasta:

OH BOY MY COMIC IS FINALLY UP!! THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHO SUPPORTED ME THROUGH THE PLANNING AND DESIGNING AND MY CONSTANT BLABBING!! BUT NOW YOU CAN READ WHAT I HAVE SO FAR!  click the banner

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

STREAMING U NERDS

marinaraimpasta:

http://www.livestream.com/shutpandlovemeplease

yeah gonna draw and junk yeah

YEAH JOIN