*lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch
Requested by Astra
Nothing is better than this. Nothing.
[BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
Angry germans win this curse contest
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALONDES
You see her right there? Her name is Kimberly. She heard weird noises coming from her bathroom one night, but just assumed it was all her head. The next night she heard the same noise, but assumed once again it was nothing. On the third night she was came home from a concert, and heard the noise and decided to investigate. When she went into the bathroom and saw nothing. She looked in the mirror and thought she looked exceptionally good in her outfit and decided to take a selfie .When she looked at the photo she saw the dark figure in the background, and we haven’t heard from her since. If you don’t want to end up like young Kimberly, reblog this. If you scroll pass this, the dark figure will come to you tonight.
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than
"idk what do you want to do choose"
i love the fact that one time the chinese government canceled a ton of soap operas/dramas because they thought it was reducing productivity like can u imagine chinas dragon boss breaking into yaos house like GET OFF YOUR ASS AND STOP SOBBING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND YAO CLINGS TO HIS TELEVISION SOBBING LIKE BUT HE LOVED HER
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.awe
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
OH BOY MY COMIC IS FINALLY UP!! THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHO SUPPORTED ME THROUGH THE PLANNING AND DESIGNING AND MY CONSTANT BLABBING!! BUT NOW YOU CAN READ WHAT I HAVE SO FAR! click the banner
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!